Poetic Navigator Gifts

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

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