Artistic Navigator Gifts

Washington Crossing the Delaware

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Kid doing cave paintings

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

Maria Sibylla Merian

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

Charles Dickens.

"I can write, but I can't draw."