Art Navigator Gifts

'Your best bet would be to go right up Madison Ave., and turn at this corner on to 89th St.'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kid doing cave paintings

"I am not asking for directions."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

Newspaper suicide.

Business Duck

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You are here"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Mammoth Posing

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."