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'Your best bet would be to go right up Madison Ave., and turn at this corner on to 89th St.'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

Newspaper suicide.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Business Duck

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Set sail

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Maria Sibylla Merian

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Mammoth Posing

"You are here"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."