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"Lexington Avenue? It's a couple of blocks that way."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Bicycle sat nav.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Recalculating

Pole Star

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A series of Exit signs.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

I hate these flying fish

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'