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'And there it is - the dyslexic school.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Recalculating

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Island of Lost Guys.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Man painting MOM on boat

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

Confused drivers

A series of Exit signs.

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Fish near-death experiences.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

CAPTAIN PLUNGER. Colour

'Give it to me straight, doctor - is it Dutch Elm Disease?