Poetic Explorer Mugs

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Isabel Allende

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Kid doing cave paintings

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Astronaut love

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.