Artistic Explorer Mugs

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

"Be still! There's a fine line between art and science."

Art Darts

A painting of the wind that actually creates a breeze.

You're right, I need to clean my glasses.

Butterfly with talons

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

The Artist's garret.

Cerne Abbas

Fiddler with one arm

'It was life-class again and for once the vanishing point was a pleasure to find.'

No Ice Skating

Paint charming.

'Only a pretentious fool would call this art!' 'I like it.'

Pages 4 and 5 of the minimalist coloring book'

"The art critic was, like, 'Where do you modern artists get your ideas from?' And I was, like, 'From a gut instinct'."

Lily-Rose Depp

"Does this airbrush kit come with lessons?"

"I'm mixing red and yellow to get green."

Drawing A Blank

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

Life Drawing Class

Maria Sibylla Merian

Pen

Antiques

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

Interior with White-Liberal Myth

"How Georgia O'Keeffey are you thinking?"

"I have so much I want to express, but when I try to put it into Play-Doh it never comes out right."

"It's found crap."

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Living the Dream

Kid doing cave paintings