Artsy Explorer Mugs

Dip Pen Bouquet

'Thomas goes to a very progressive school... lots of emphasis on art and creativity...'

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

Lesser Known Landmarks...

Plaster of Paris

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'Projectile painting.'

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Shakespeare Quote

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Odd Mortarboards.

"Gesundheit."

Farmer's Market.

Maria Sibylla Merian

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'