Artistic Universe Explorer Mugs

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

Big Bang Theory.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Kid doing cave paintings

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Space exploration"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Imagine

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Film Star Robert de Niro

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Prehistoric Modern Art