Artistic Universe Explorer Mugs

Big Bang Theory.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

Kid doing cave paintings

Slinky Cow World

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

"Space exploration"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Imagine

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

Prehistoric Modern Art