Alternate Universe Explorer Mugs

Leftie Trump

Greetings from the alternate universe where America lost the revolution. What was that, now? Oh, I see. You're in one of the universes that hasn't yet discovered inter-universal travel. I shall explain … Please do. America lost. In 1833, Britain freed the slaves, one of whom had a daughter who grew up to invent the transistor 90 years earlier than in your universe. We had desktop computers. A moon colony, and the Benjamin Banneker orbiting telescope had identified over 3,000 extrasolar planets,

Big Bang Theory.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

How am I abducting?

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"