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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

'He needs a domain name.'

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?"

'If dogs named themselves...'

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

"Which one of us is me?"

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

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