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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Which One is Pulling Out?

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Secret Identity Theft.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"I'm a weasel in a mink's body."

'If dogs named themselves...'

"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?"

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

Mr. Hillary Clinton

'He needs a domain name.'

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

"Which one of us is me?"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

"You got BA in hacking and an MA in international sabotage? You're just what we're looking for."

Millennial