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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

Warhol Exhibit

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

The Formal Street Artist

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Antiques

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

Artist in formaldehyde

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

The Artist's garret.

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Dizzy Spider