Humorous Art Explorer Gifts

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Warhol Exhibit

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

The Formal Street Artist

"I can write, but I can't draw."

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Antiques

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

Artist in formaldehyde

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

The Hudson River School of Art.

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

Dizzy Spider

The Artist's garret.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Rodin's Hot Bath Water