Humorous Art Appreciators Gifts

'Let's talk steroids.'

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"She's a miniature."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

David Niven caricature

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Democracy - or die!

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Eugene Delacroix

The Formal Street Artist

'I hear voices in my head.'

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

The Hudson River School of Art.

Pirate Artist

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

The harvest

Poisoning

Man Painting Road.

"Go on. Throw the stick."

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

Bad Nilotic Deity! Bad!

Woodpecker pecking at tree in a painting.

Where legal teams but their outfits.

Mike Rutherford

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

No caption (A large nesting doll is shown wearing a mask. There are various descending sizes of masks hanging on hooks on the wall).

King Charles III's coronation

'Must be the footnotes.'

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."