Funny Art Admirers Gifts

Woodpecker pecking at tree in a painting.

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Shell Fire

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Starbucks Siren

The Formal Street Artist

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

The Hudson River School of Art.

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

Family Portrait

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

Planet of the Ants

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

Trump Leading the People

Poisoning

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Complementary Colors

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

'I think it's an organic still life.'

"Looks like the thong birds are getting ready to fly south for the winter."

Where legal teams but their outfits.

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

"Gracie, I know you think Frida Kahlo deserves admiration as a great painter...and I know you want to honor her by changing your name to Frida. But aren't you going a little too far?"

King Charles III's coronation