Funny Art Admirers Pillows

Woodpecker pecking at tree in a painting.

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Shell Fire

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Starbucks Siren

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

The Formal Street Artist

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

Planet of the Ants

The Hudson River School of Art.

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Family Portrait

Poisoning

Eagle attacking the Dove of Peace

Trump Leading the People

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Where legal teams but their outfits.

'I think it's an organic still life.'