Humorous Art Appreciators Pillows

'Let's talk steroids.'

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"She's a miniature."

David Niven caricature

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Eugene Delacroix

Democracy - or die!

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

The Formal Street Artist

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Pirate Artist

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

The harvest

Poisoning

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Man Painting Road.

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Bad Nilotic Deity! Bad!

Where legal teams but their outfits.

Woodpecker pecking at tree in a painting.

King Charles III's coronation

'Must be the footnotes.'

"He's in an H.M.O. Get some of the King's horses and a few of the King's men."

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'