Satirical Art Appreciators Pillows

Gay Times...

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"They're so like us."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Mikado

Loan Alley

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

Had enough of the box.

The Death Of Venus

The Origin of Creationism

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Give me your sick...

Golden bubbles

"With great power comes great reward."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"It's his dream job ... "