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'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Steamed vegetables."

Mikado

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Oh Hi!'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

The Greek Trampoline

Convenience.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Russia Money Laundering

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Amateurs."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Had enough of the box.

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Historic Bank Jobs.