Art Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'Who's the new guy?'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

El Greco

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Formal Street Artist

Tiny people.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

'Be my Valentine?'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

Artist in formaldehyde

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'