Art Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

Lord George brings news of the debate

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'Who's the new guy?'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

The first case of resume padding.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

El Greco

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Formal Street Artist

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

Tiny people.

'Turns out, M.C.Escher was the brains behind the animal smuggling scam.'

'Be my Valentine?'

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

I can't believe I fell for the old "would you like to come to my place and see my etchings?" line. How old is that line, anyway? The last time it was used successfully was by Albrecht Dürer in 1495.

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Artist in formaldehyde

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"This grown up coloring craze will fizzle in no time."