Funny Art Lover Gifts

Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Origin of Creationism

The Death Of Venus

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Sorry

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Outré or simply bad?"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

Give me your sick...

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"With great power comes great reward."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Golden bubbles

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"It's his dream job ... "

"That's an early Vermeer, very early."

'Look a huge bird!'

Seals - Pick your own.

Domino Democracy.

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

'The Bubbles of Opposition'- Charles James Fox 'Floats' his Candidate, Lord John Townshend

Euro Discobolus

Seven Deadly Sins