Liberal Arts Major Gifts

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A Puppet Named Juan

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Noel Coward.

Art Gallery.

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Some Hamlet-based puns

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

John Stuart Mill

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

How about you? Have you picked a major?

Big Ballet Dancer.

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."