Liberal Arts Lover Gifts

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."

Any questions? How do I transfer to the humanities department?

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Meet the author

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Damien Hirst Cafe

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The Critic...

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Exhibition for Prisoners

The Big Picture

The Hudson River School of Art.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

'I've always wanted to enter the Turner Prize.' - 'Burp!' - 'Okay, great. Now I just need a title...'

Artist in formaldehyde

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'We don't know what inspired the Easter Islanders, but we think their neighbours were Anthony Gormley fans.'

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Minimalist Art

'Our first and only painting cost us $3.5 million!'

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.