Liberal Arts Major Pillows

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A Puppet Named Juan

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Art Gallery.

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

Some Hamlet-based puns

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

John Stuart Mill

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

Big Ballet Dancer.

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

'You spelt dog wrong.'