Language Arts Pillows

Gramma Police: 'Will work four food.'

How to be self-reflexive

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'What's going on? -- First you say we should show originality, and then you mark my spelling wrong!'

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

"Is that like having really bad skin or something?"

A Puppet Named Juan

Owt of werk inglish teecher (out of work english teacher)

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

Butterfly

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Sky Editing.

'I'm having trouble with arthritis. I can't spell it.'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

'Get a grip!'

Some Hamlet-based puns

'You spelt dog wrong.'

"Whi isn't mi naem on the lizt for the splling bea?"

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

Water On The Brain

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

"Spell 'flower.'" "Spell 'onomatopoeia.'" "F-l-o-w-e-r." "This contest is rigged."

"Knock 'em dead."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Campaign for Plain English

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Thru versus Through Traffic

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."