Learning Languages Pillows

'Actually, that means English as a second language...the elephant singles bar is across the street!'

"Remind me to demand a full refund for that 'Spanish Made Easy' course!"

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'With China's growing influence in the world, we need someone to learn all of her languages and dialects by next year.'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.

"Still studying foreign languages?" "Moo?"

'Well, if you're conducting a state visit to Russia, you should at least learn how to pronounce 'Czar.''

'If you feel so secure on the throne, why are you studying Portuguese?'

'You flunked French?' 'Yes, there was too much Pierre pressure.'

'You're not speaking french...you're speaking English with a French accent.'

I love French.

"He spoke his first unrepeatable word."

Pig Latin.

'We'll need to work on your pronunciation...it's 'Hors D'oeuvres', not 'Horse D'oeuvres'...'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

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"I want to learn how to talk the talk."

"Baldo, this is Marco. He's from Peru. He speaks mostly Spanish, so I want you to be his translation partner."

"That's not a wine, sir - it's Italian for '$15 corkage fee.'"

'Well, he was trying to order in French, and the waiter challenged him to a duel, and....'

"Maybe getting Carmen to give them Spanish lessons was a bad idea."

"'Pobre Pablo! Hoy esta Enfermo.' Can you tell me what I just said, Cruz?"

Le Restaurant des Belles Fleurs, 'I told you not to try ordering in French!'

"I can handle the 'Gobble,' but you're going to have to find someone else to translate the 'Dygook' part."

"Nothing teaches a businessman Spanish faster...than a Latino with a dollar bill."

"No, in Spanish it's honradez..."

Polish Alphabet Soup.

"You guys need to learn more Spanish...it will help you get a job in the marketplace tomorrow!"

"I hope you know that by sending me to bed I'm out of the zone now! What's Spanish for big, fat loophole?"

"He transferred to a public school today and ended a sentence with, 'N'est-ce pa?'"

Working from home. . . Learning new languages is fun!

The French lesson takes an expected turn.

Coronavirus Self-isolation Children's Activities.

'Better learn Spanish, son, because I'm moving it all to Mexico!'