Language Learning Pillows

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

"But I hate su casa."

Fist bumps in other languages

Tonight's English as a second language class has been cancelled,

'It must be nice to be bilingual.'

No... Clocks. DO YOU HAVE CLOCKS? It's a good thing Chuck raised his voice, because Pedro understood loud English.

Night School Enrolment

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Never say goodbye say ciao!

'The total failure of language.'

'Nobody understands the apostrophe.'

'He's having trouble pronouncing his arrrrhhhs.'

Girl to boy: 'My vocabulary is bigger than your vocabulary!'

'Welcome to hell!' 'To loon at the bright side - at least they speak English!'

Barking in a second language.

"Ain't no way y'all shuld be here if ya don't speak English real good!"

Linguaphone language course, "Congratulations, this course should last two weeks before you give up along with all your other resolutions"

'No use talking to him. He only speaks Latin.'

'My goodness, Mr. Grtptzsk -- how long has it been since you had a vowel movement?'

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

Let's learn English.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Berlitz Guide to Dentalese.

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

"Do you have a babble-to-English dictionary?"

'I'm writing to my penfriend - what's French for 'parents', 'old-fashioned' and 'unreasonable'?'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"Doc, she's having contractions!"

'Why can't we just say lingua franca in English?'