Language Learning Pillows

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

"But I hate su casa."

Fist bumps in other languages

Tonight's English as a second language class has been cancelled,

'It must be nice to be bilingual.'

No... Clocks. DO YOU HAVE CLOCKS? It's a good thing Chuck raised his voice, because Pedro understood loud English.

'They speak fish!'

Night School Enrolment

'They're words, Billy, assembly required.'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Nobody understands the apostrophe.'

Never say goodbye say ciao!

'The total failure of language.'

'He's having trouble pronouncing his arrrrhhhs.'

'Welcome to hell!' 'To loon at the bright side - at least they speak English!'

Barking in a second language.

Girl to boy: 'My vocabulary is bigger than your vocabulary!'

"Ain't no way y'all shuld be here if ya don't speak English real good!"

Linguaphone language course, "Congratulations, this course should last two weeks before you give up along with all your other resolutions"

'My goodness, Mr. Grtptzsk -- how long has it been since you had a vowel movement?'

'No use talking to him. He only speaks Latin.'

"Excuse me.. does anyone here speak Sparrow?"

The Importance of Grammar Demonstrated By Sir Paul McCartney.

Let's learn English.

'No, Kevin -- there isn't any margin of error on spelling tests.'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

Berlitz Guide to Dentalese.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

A teacher introduces the new student to the class - he's an alien - 'Good evening class, this is Zork and he will be joining us until he learns enough English to conquer the Earth...'

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'I'm writing to my penfriend - what's French for 'parents', 'old-fashioned' and 'unreasonable'?'