Language Arts Fan Pillows

'Misspelled...anything helps'

A Puppet Named Juan

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

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