Art Professor Gifts

'Must be the footnotes.'

Art Plagiarism

'Art overload - even this is beginning to llke like kitsch.'

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'It's deja vous all over again!'

Artist ignoring nude woman and focusing on flower.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

A rude model.

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

A Puppet Named Juan

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Misunderstood artist