Liberal Arts Mugs

'Dear, we're concerned with your college curriculum. How will you pay off your student debt with a liberal arts degree?'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"This is Professor McPhee, sir -- he wants to start a 'plump studies' department."

A Puppet Named Juan

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'They all want to play the star.'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Reginald Bunthorne

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Masquerade

Swing dancers.

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

Meet the author

Some Hamlet-based puns

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Music at Home Pt. 1

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Bertolt Brecht.