Liberal Thinkers Gifts

'We used to be limousine liberals. Now we're hybrid liberals.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Detention Center

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The Child and the Tank

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Conflict In Palestine

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"I welcome the discussion."

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

Great Wall of China: No New Thoughts.

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."