Leftist Thinkers Gifts

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Pretty Flowers

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Stephen Spender.

George Orwell

Joined at the hipster.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Detention Center

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

The Child and the Tank

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Thinking outside the cubicle

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

V-O Day

'I like thinking inside the box.'

Flag Kryptonite

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Conflict In Palestine

"I welcome the discussion."

"I beg to differ."

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

How Do You Take Your Evil?

No Pacifists Allowed on News Shows