Leftist Politics Gifts

"I had a nightmare that you and daddy wanted to defund the police instead of abolish them."

Pretty Flowers

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Stephen Spender.

George Orwell

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Detention Center

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The Child and the Tank

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

V-O Day

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Flag Kryptonite

Conflict In Palestine

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"I welcome the discussion."

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

No Pacifists Allowed on News Shows