Left-wing Thinker Gifts

"I have to read this disclaimer: Any opinions expressed in this course belong to the professor and do not necessarily mean the university is left-wing."

'Bogey of the left' "Play it again, Karl"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Detention Center

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

The Child and the Tank

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Safe spaces?

Conflict In Palestine

"I welcome the discussion."

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

Spain - Catalonia, who's to blame?

Unsettlements.

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

Democracy Bombs

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

Obama, the Enigma?