Left-wing Thinkers Gifts

Be the Lame Change You Seek

Pretty Flowers

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Joined at the hipster.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Stephen Spender.

George Orwell

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Detention Center

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

The Child and the Tank

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Flag Kryptonite

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Conflict In Palestine

V-O Day

"I welcome the discussion."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

No Pacifists Allowed on News Shows

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

How Do You Take Your Evil?

Spain - Catalonia, who's to blame?

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

Democracy Bombs