Left-wing Thinkers Mugs

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Detention Center

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

The Child and the Tank

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Conflict In Palestine

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

"I welcome the discussion."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

Great Wall of China: No New Thoughts.

Spain - Catalonia, who's to blame?

Unsettlements.

'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

Democracy Bombs

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."