Lateral Thinkers Gifts

Part of the Solution/Part of the Problem.

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Innovation & Calculation

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

Think Just Inside The Box.

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Caption contest"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Thinking outside the cubicle

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"What can you do with him?"

"Can you hear me now?"

"I beg to differ."

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'When it said in her profile that she's a cosmo girl, I had something entirely different in mind!'

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

The New Age Dentist.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden