Lateral Thinking Lover Gifts

In and Outre Tray

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Satya Nutella

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

Think Just Inside The Box.

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"Caption contest"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Thinking outside the cubicle

"What can you do with him?"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"I beg to differ."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'When it said in her profile that she's a cosmo girl, I had something entirely different in mind!'

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.