Lateral Thinking Lover Gifts

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Think Just Inside The Box.

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Caption contest"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Thinking outside the cubicle

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"What can you do with him?"

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"I beg to differ."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

It's not a figure of speech - this is the corporate ladder.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'First particle theory, then wave theory, then plasma theory, and now lime gelatin theory.'

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'When I said, throw him out, I didn't mean it literally.'