Lateral Thinking Fans Gifts

"Caption contest"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Arthur Schopenhauer

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Think Just Inside The Box.

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"I beg to differ."

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

'It's called lateral thinking.'

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

Thinking outside the box (or shell).

In and Outre Tray

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"Sure Dad, pigs can't fly, but to be precise, can't fly unaided! There are always planes, helicopters, gliders and hot air balloons to consider..."

High IQ Club/Lateral Thinkers Entrance.

'Think Tank'

Lateral thinking...thought bubble bypassing wife's head.

'Ever wondered what it might be like to think outside the box?'

Spiritual Convention "Looks like every dogma has its dais."

Man standing on books to reach 'problem solving' section.