Lateral Thinking Fans Pillows

"Caption contest"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Arthur Schopenhauer

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

Think Just Inside The Box.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"I beg to differ."

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

'It's called lateral thinking.'

"Sure Dad, pigs can't fly, but to be precise, can't fly unaided! There are always planes, helicopters, gliders and hot air balloons to consider..."

Thinking outside the box (or shell).

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

High IQ Club/Lateral Thinkers Entrance.

'Think Tank'

Lateral thinking...thought bubble bypassing wife's head.

Man standing on books to reach 'problem solving' section.

Spiritual Convention "Looks like every dogma has its dais."