Left-brain Enthusiast Gifts

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Spindle Neurons

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

You have reached the end of your brain...

New Ideas in Business.

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Obama, the Enigma?

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Brain Crash

The case against Mike Moore.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Noam Chomsky

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

Lateral thinking...thought bubble bypassing wife's head.

'Wait, wait! ... He changed his mind. Install the other throwing arm. He wants a lefty.'

Notice anything different about me, Randy? Never. I've maximized the ability to notice even the tiniest change in a lady's appearance. But to do so, I've had to appropriate the neurons typically used to notice anything about other me. Wish I had that skill. Would've helped with what's-her-name. Whoa! When did you get here?

Nicolas Maduro in times of Petro

'It all started when my train of thought was deregulated....'

'Lefty Was Here'

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted