Brain Enthusiast Gifts

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Spindle Neurons

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

You have reached the end of your brain...

X-RAY

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

John Banville

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Scale indicates the value of books.

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"I take it you agree that there can be no meaningful thought without the existence of language."

Brain Crash

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Noam Chomsky

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

Notice anything different about me, Randy? Never. I've maximized the ability to notice even the tiniest change in a lady's appearance. But to do so, I've had to appropriate the neurons typically used to notice anything about other me. Wish I had that skill. Would've helped with what's-her-name. Whoa! When did you get here?

'It all started when my train of thought was deregulated....'

Action VS Thought

A thinker seeing his own thought.