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Punching Thoughts

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Sandcastles

Nuclear energy.

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

'Head of Ideas' In and Out trays

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

The Scientist

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

"You're violating my airspace."

"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

Brain Crash