Brain Health Enthusiast Gifts

'I bought some Gingko Biloba to help with my memory, but I can't remember where I put it!'

Brains on the field.

NORMAL BRAIN / COVID BRAIN

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Spindle Neurons

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

'I think he is a composer.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

It sounds like you've been watching Dr. Phil again, Al � bad idea. Dr. Phil provides a service, Dr. Kapuchnik: he makes you seem like less of a pompous, overbearing know-it-all.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

"I guess I'll never understand women."

"This is very good, Mr. Carter!"

"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."

Brunel sees his psychiatrist