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'I bought some Gingko Biloba to help with my memory, but I can't remember where I put it!'

Brains on the field.

NORMAL BRAIN / COVID BRAIN

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'I think he is a composer.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

"This is very good, Mr. Carter!"

"I guess I'll never understand women."

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"We have to consider your 'new normal' considering the increase in mind numbing drugs."