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There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Parts Department

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Doctors

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

How information mingles in our brains

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Pediatrics: Anatomy

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Brains

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."