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Jump 4 Amnesia.

"Our brains are similar to computers. Your husband's brain is like an old computer. It locks up, lacks memory and is filled with useless stuff."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Dog forced to return bone

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Vaccine

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Charles Darwin

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.