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'My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Lobes of the Brain.

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

Brain Cells.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Vaccine

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Spindle Neurons

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Nasty sunburn."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Human Brain

Charles Darwin

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"My first Father's day!"

How information mingles in our brains

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."