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'My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

Brain Cells.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Vaccine

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Charles Darwin

"Nasty sunburn."

Free-Floating Anxiety

Human Brain

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

How information mingles in our brains

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

"My first Father's day!"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'